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10.06.2025 01:55
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
No way
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They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
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Then came..
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Why did my ex move on so quickly?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why do many men like women's breasts?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
share office space ...
Why doesn’t the UK change their flag?
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
Is it true that in 2028 there will be a new AIDS variant that will wipe out all the LBGTQ+ people?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.