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11.06.2025 15:19

Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
Do married men know when their wives are having affairs?
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
How do schizophrenia symptoms change throughout the day?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
Nintendo Switch 2 doubles FPS of Switch 1’s “worst” performing games - Dexerto
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
What are you wearing under your clothes today?
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
Republicans, why do you support Kamala Harris over Donald Trump?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
—
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Youth overdoses from synthetic opioids are increasing. What parents should know - CNN
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Meloni’s coalition taunts left from the beach as low voter turnout scuppers referendum - politico.eu
Still no good
No go.
Everyone loved it.
Do happily married husbands cheat?
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...